May 2013
Bullet →
magicconchshell:
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
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tracesofyesterdaysmakeup:
I’m just gonna dream of what it would be like if you were here with me tonight
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ixnay-on-the-oddk:
lunatrip:
lunatrip:
sicam:
sicam:
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
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pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
giraphics:
mathmaticalkrillbits:
ukeking:
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
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mytwistedimaginati0n:
Hey baby, wanna go to tier 15 with me? ;)
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mathmaticalkrillbits:
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
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My ask box hates me and refused to publish shit so...
Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Well I’ll just go with physical description, she is about 5 ft tall, skinny, short hair, it was red at the time, like red red, uhm nice body? xD Idk.
Turn: Who’s someone you wish you didn’t (have to) say goodbye to?
Currently? I’d have to say Morgan and April. In the long haul, my...